Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
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Louis C.K.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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Criss Jami
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.
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Tamora Pierce
The gods too are fond of a joke.
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Aristotle
More Quotes By Mitch Hedberg
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs,...
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
